May 2013
trick or treat in america: receive candy
trick or treat in australia: "fuck off cunt this isn't america"
11 tags
Anonymous asked: I've had the whole irritation at other people's fidgeting thing. I feel bad, because it's generally over things I do myself, but when other people do them I tend to get frustrated or anxious.
sherlocked-the-tardis:
my-dear-hobbit:
deanfuckingcas:
dat-assbutt-tho:
way-too-sarcastic:
reblogallthenerdythings:
As far as I can tell, if something starts with ‘M’, it’s bad news
Morgoth
Mordred
Mount Doom
Darth Maul
The Master
Moriarty
Morganna
Moffat
Mark Gatiss
METATRON
I LOST IT AT METATRON
myahoo
Ayyyy Macarena
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
whhoreo:
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
Are those testicles on its face?
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
3 tags
Motion to have John Green include "Clouds" by...
penguinssonamor:
So let’s play the “John Green find the thing” game.
Reblogging for more people to see and spread the word!
9 tags
Motion to have John Green include "Clouds" by...
So let’s play the “John Green find the thing” game.
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
snowwanderer:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint...
thatfunnyblog:
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
If it’s a boy they better name him Severus.
“To be or not to be. Bitch I might be.”
– William Shakespeare (via tonflaneur)
